Disdainful Pumpkin

We've had many-a-year to grow a tough, gourdlike shell against the emotional ravages of the standard laughing, jeering, taunting or leering pumpkin on a neighbor's stoop.

But what about a vaguely disdainful Jack, with only a touch of judgementality, though mostly just bored by your run-of-the mill, probably inspired by some dumb damn movie, costume?

Now THAT hurts.