Ingrid Asphalt 

The time is right for you to obtain a respectable set of pants that will highlight your comfortable masculinity and NOT destroy your...

i was almost in Van Halen but they said i was too cool & good at girls...

My general demeanor. Thanks for asking.

One of very few memories that really sticks out

We've had many-a-year to grow a tough, gourdlike shell against the emotional ravages of the standard laughing, jeering, taunting or...

As hibernation season wanes at an amazingly rapid pace, I am faced with the Impending Ferocity of Summer, whose capacity for vengeful...

Internationally behated heiress to a presumably embarrassing fortune.

Greetings and welcome to Day One of this newer, better world we have all been wishing for. The times were as lean as they were mean, and...